This sucks but why not?

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If you knock up cousin Becky

He will give your child a grand

So they’ll begin investing

But where TF d’you stand?

If you rat out Joe The Gardner

With those green thumbs on his hands

You’ll have to mow your own lawn now

But where TF d’you stand?

If you’re not entirely thrilled with dogs

But porno lips and tanned

Then Kristi Noem might lay you down

But where TF d’you stand?

The Israeli’s like to blow things up

And blame public demand

Your Zionist mask is sliding down

But where TF d’you stand?

There’s tanks along the avenue

The flames have all been fanned

They’ll bury him while laying down

But where TF d’you stand?

One day he’ll take a dirt nap

We’ll just leave him in the sand

Like the balls he shan’t recover

Which were never on demand

His opponents will throw parties

As his lovers’ tears withstand

The new world will be glorious

Knowing golf carts go unmanned

He’s a blemish on society

Dictator, coffin canned

The brain suckers are starving

Orange flavor’s not their brand

Rev.