My Hognose snake I’ve had for a couple of years has gotten on a strange eating and shedding schedule. I’m tried many different combinations of environmental changes except this one. At least he’s having a blast so far.

Knock, knock; is anyone home?

Oh, hello, Pissy Piggert! Why are you mad already? I’m only doing this to help you out!

Stop resisting! Stop resisting! Stop resisting!

Into the Piggert Purse with you. If you’re nice, I’ll take you to North Park Mall so you can hiss at Poons.

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Piggert’s new desert oasis. Complete with saloon. His very own Slab City. IYKYK.

Either he loves it and is already digging the new desert soil, or he’s embarrassed to be seen by all you fine people. As I end this post, just know that he’s been playing in his sand box for half an hour now. Happy snek.