Wardrobe by Joe
Marketing by TBR
Joggers & bike thieves
The lemon sees all
Snickerdoodles walloped by Batman’s neice Broomhilda
Hospital television tickers show investment futures to the dying
Singing to the deaf
Miming to the blind
Farting around Brittany
Useless gestures wasted on the undeserving
Dell just dropped three points and screw little Joey’s kidney in the Igloo cooler
Bro’s droppin’ in a 12 pack of White Claw
Nothing makes sense at this hour but me and the winking cat butt
Panties, I say
Panties
Also, there’s a few other things not listed here that are floating around out there. Best of luck with the hunt.
is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. He is also the co-host of the American Justice Podcast and Senior Writer/Junior Producer for AtuA Productions LLC. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.
“You’ve got to press it on you
You’ve just been thinking
That’s what you do, baby
Hold it down, Dare!” – Gorillaz
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