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Tea-Weeting

Afternoon tea and a pocket o’ high

The alien chatter crescendos

They hunger for their bounty

but the monster is nigh

Distracted by his foreign daydreams

If only a peck

A smidgeon

A value meal on the go

for this universal Pigeon

Building hope, I shift

Salivating beaks moisten feathers

of those awaiting my absence

What was the point of filling up the bird feeder

if I wasn’t going to let the bastards eat?

Oh, yeah

Tea

Also, there’s a few other things not listed here that are floating around out there. Best of luck with the hunt.

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Rev. Dare Cloud

Reverend · adjective. worthy of adoration or reverence. synonyms: sublime · sacred.

is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. He is also the co-host of the American Justice Podcast and Senior Writer/Junior Producer for AtuA Productions LLC. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.

“You’ve got to press it on you
You’ve just been thinking
That’s what you do, baby
Hold it down, Dare!” – Gorillaz

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