Afternoon tea and a pocket o’ high
The alien chatter crescendos
They hunger for their bounty
but the monster is nigh
Distracted by his foreign daydreams
If only a peck
A smidgeon
A value meal on the go
for this universal Pigeon
Building hope, I shift
Salivating beaks moisten feathers
of those awaiting my absence
What was the point of filling up the bird feeder
if I wasn’t going to let the bastards eat?
Oh, yeah
Tea


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Marketing by TBR
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Also, there’s a few other things not listed here that are floating around out there. Best of luck with the hunt.
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Rev. Dare Cloud
Reverend · adjective. worthy of adoration or reverence. synonyms: sublime · sacred.
is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. He is also the co-host of the American Justice Podcast and Senior Writer/Junior Producer for AtuA Productions LLC. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.

“You’ve got to press it on you
You’ve just been thinking
That’s what you do, baby
Hold it down, Dare!” – Gorillaz

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