The Gonzo Wolf

Tis time for tea

Because all the good stuff’s illegal in Texas

Texas sized this

Texas sized that

Tree limb replaced the baseball bat

Texas style

On Texas toast

From sweaty plains

To filthy coast

Desolate wasteland counts not as size

Otherwise you could include the taint in your measurements.

Rough and tumble men from days gone by riot in rot at you and your Yeti

Jesus to law is Jesus, and the apostles plunder for bare minimum

There are two gods; the one I grew up fearing and the new American god

The latter is a pussy

I worship neither

You do you, though