It’s been a day since the state of Texas incidentally or accidentally legalized cannibis for adults. Let me repeat myself from last night. It’s impromptu Oklahoma “shake” that doesn’t last long and probably cut with tobacco. I only say this because I haven’t had a cigarette in almost five years and I’ve wanted one badly; got no proof but it sounds like the amount of lameness I’d expect from our state government. Crap & leftovers to the masses, like our power grid. I won’t be shocked if they come out with a strain and put Ted Cruz’s face on the bag. Bozo’s Blunts or something lame like that. Please leave high to the hippies. I’m gonna call this “Jesus Weed” from now on. This is our governor’s personal war on trees, and I’ll have no part of it. Put a stick in his wheels; he’s done.
Also, there’s a few other things not listed here that are floating around out there. Best of luck with the hunt.
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Rev. Dare Cloud
Reverend · adjective. worthy of adoration or reverence. synonyms: sublime · sacred.
is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. He is also the co-host of the American Justice Podcast and Senior Writer/Junior Producer for AtuA Productions LLC. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.
“You’ve got to press it on you You’ve just been thinking That’s what you do, baby Hold it down, Dare!” – Gorillaz
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