The Gonzo Wolf

It’s been a day since the state of Texas incidentally or accidentally legalized cannibis for adults. Let me repeat myself from last night. It’s impromptu Oklahoma “shake” that doesn’t last long and probably cut with tobacco. I only say this because I haven’t had a cigarette in almost five years and I’ve wanted one badly; got no proof but it sounds like the amount of lameness I’d expect from our state government. Crap & leftovers to the masses, like our power grid. I won’t be shocked if they come out with a strain and put Ted Cruz’s face on the bag. Bozo’s Blunts or something lame like that. Please leave high to the hippies. I’m gonna call this “Jesus Weed” from now on. This is our governor’s personal war on trees, and I’ll have no part of it. Put a stick in his wheels; he’s done.