The Gonzo Wolf

I don’t review films I find unworthy of at least three stars.

I’ve never seen such a horrible franchise movie.

This was so bad, it made bad films from other franchises better. I actually want to watch Rise of Skywalker now. Better yet, TMNT III! Maybe Batman and Robin with Clooney.

This film made my heart hurt.

A major part of my romantic history with “Jurassic” died tonight.

Please don’t support this film.