I don’t review films I find unworthy of at least three stars.
I’ve never seen such a horrible franchise movie.
This was so bad, it made bad films from other franchises better. I actually want to watch Rise of Skywalker now. Better yet, TMNT III! Maybe Batman and Robin with Clooney.
This film made my heart hurt.
A major part of my romantic history with “Jurassic” died tonight.
Also, there’s a few other things not listed here that are floating around out there. Best of luck with the hunt.
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Rev. Dare Cloud
Reverend · adjective. worthy of adoration or reverence. synonyms: sublime · sacred.
is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. He is also the co-host of the American Justice Podcast and Senior Writer/Junior Producer for AtuA Productions LLC. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.
“You’ve got to press it on you You’ve just been thinking That’s what you do, baby Hold it down, Dare!” – Gorillaz
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