The Gonzo Wolf

I keep jumping back and forth between the electric and acoustic versions of this. I even have one where I hit an overdrive pedal in the solo. I don’t want to take my Les Paul to open mic, because most guitar players are douchey to strangers. I can’t help it if I like nice things. It’s like they want me to pull the beat-up Ibanez out of the case in the closet just so I can “show” I’ve got mileage. I mean, look into my eyes. I don’t have mileage; I have triathlons.

Doing this for “show” was last year.