I wrote this story a few years ago when I could foresee where our country was headed. I still don’t know why so few listened to me. Six in one; half a dozen in the other. Regardless, this story is more relevant now than ever! I hope you enjoy it. All the standard disclaimers apply. I don’t write children’s books. I mean, I do, and I did, and I have, but no one will illustrate it for me.


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“Gimme Shelter” From Haunted Spaghetti

Also, there’s a few other things not listed here that are floating around out there. Best of luck with the hunt.
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Rev. Dare Cloud
Reverend · adjective. worthy of adoration or reverence. synonyms: sublime · sacred.
is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. He is also the co-host of the American Justice Podcast and Senior Writer/Junior Producer for AtuA Productions LLC. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.

“You’ve got to press it on you
You’ve just been thinking
That’s what you do, baby
Hold it down, Dare!” – Gorillaz

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