Billows in blackness
Another springtime Yule
Cargo shorts, slides, & short sleeves
Impossible seasonal sheds without seasons
The pendulum fails the autumn swing; no balance, no peace
Chaotic skies, their routine long forgotten
The calls of the aged go ignored by youth too new to comprehend
No need; our clocks runneth dry
Enjoy your flaming rock, you boarding school poons


Wardrobe by Joe
Marketing by TBR
Christmas Stoner Tan

Also, there’s a few other things not listed here that are floating around out there. Best of luck with the hunt.
Current Projects



Rev. Dare Cloud
Reverend · adjective. worthy of adoration or reverence. synonyms: sublime · sacred.
is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. He is also the co-host of the American Justice Podcast and Senior Writer/Junior Producer for AtuA Productions LLC. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.

“You’ve got to press it on you
You’ve just been thinking
That’s what you do, baby
Hold it down, Dare!” – Gorillaz

Leave a comment