One last bowl before midnight chimes
Because visions of sugar plums dancing in my head feels a bit “White Claw”
Two dollar tip from a ten year old was the highlight of my day, but not in Trumpean fashion
Fireworks and gunshots fill the night
Symbolism is a useless gesture in this neighborhood
Federal holiday? Blow shit up
Sirens wail amuck as though someone blew a little too hard
High is high is high
The only thing higher is death, and let’s not go there
Songs to sing; stories to write; legends to earn, things to say
I mean, I kinda fucked “at” your mom back in the day, kid, but I wouldn’t say we fucked
I pointed in her general direction
No, that still doesn’t earn you enough tickets for the free book
How about this ultra cool pencil eraser instead?
Wardrobe by Joe
Marketing by TBR
Consolation Prize
Also, there’s a few other things not listed here that are floating around out there. Best of luck with the hunt.
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Rev. Dare Cloud
Reverend · adjective. worthy of adoration or reverence. synonyms: sublime · sacred.
is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. He is also the co-host of the American Justice Podcast and Senior Writer/Junior Producer for AtuA Productions LLC. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.
“You’ve got to press it on you
You’ve just been thinking
That’s what you do, baby
Hold it down, Dare!” – Gorillaz
The Gonzo Wolf 
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