The Gonzo Wolf

One last bowl before midnight chimes

Because visions of sugar plums dancing in my head feels a bit “White Claw”

Two dollar tip from a ten year old was the highlight of my day, but not in Trumpean fashion

Fireworks and gunshots fill the night

Symbolism is a useless gesture in this neighborhood

Federal holiday? Blow shit up

Sirens wail amuck as though someone blew a little too hard

High is high is high

The only thing higher is death, and let’s not go there

Songs to sing; stories to write; legends to earn, things to say

I mean, I kinda fucked “at” your mom back in the day, kid, but I wouldn’t say we fucked

I pointed in her general direction

No, that still doesn’t earn you enough tickets for the free book

How about this ultra cool pencil eraser instead?