For the last few months, I’ve been privy to a small dispensary that’s already dishing out the “on again, off again”, “legal” Texas cannibis.

It’s shit.

Genetically altered Oklahoma shake that’ll muck up your pipe as well as your lungs. Also, they’ve done something to it to make it addictive. It feels to me a lot like cigarettes, which I smoked from age 13 to age 44. I quit cold turkey.

Are they adding chemicals?

There’s something off about it.

Why the back and forth in Austin?

I know they’re trying to find a way to profit greatly from state legalization, but it’s not REAL. This is what Trump’s rescheduling will allow on a national level. Capitalist synthetic drug labs are working to recreate cannibis as I type this. A way to satisfy the hardened masses who don’t feel like enduring the consequences of illegal confiscation.

The simple folk among us will wait in line for the doors to open like Walmart on Black Friday when the money men finally get it all figured out, but it’s just the state of Texas quietly killing off their undesirables.

Same as the food.

Same as the drinks.

Same as the medication.

Same as the air, the dirt, the everything on this planet.

It’s fake. End of story. I’ll be flushing a full ounce of this bullshit as soon as I return to Dallas.

Headaches, coughing, and full of genetically created toxins.

When it finally happens, don’t believe the hype. It’s shit.

Also, the fact I legally purchased it in a store who slapped Texas Approved stickers on it all willy-nilly probably wouldn’t save me from getting dragged out of my car and kicked to Hell and back in a traffic stop. It’s shady, and it looks, feels, smells, and tastes like poison. Think gas station K2 from the late 2000’s.

Zero out of five stars. Would not recommend. Keep your weed guy on speed dial.

Our current governor wants his rich friends to profit from our shallow pockets, even if it means bidding farewell to our health, and he’s not even trying to hide it anymore. This could all be fixed with a big stick and an uneven surface…

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