Can we not put the Venezuelan president and his wife in some better clothing? Those are the crappy $20 Times Square hoodies.
The speech after the strike reminded me of something written by the eighth-grade son of apocalypse-preppers.
Are we Pirates of the Caribbean now? Has anyone looked to see if Trump is running around holding a jar of dirt?
The news people are bitching about vacation flight delays and cruise ship rescheduling.
We suck.
Up is down, red is green, Garfield was a Pokémon. All I know is that every enemy leader from Indiana Jones movies resemble classic, cliche villains. Trump’s cabinet looks like they have to introduce themselves to their neighbors and avoid school zones per the court orders. It’s not fair to the rest of us who must watch this horse crap play out.
Also, there’s a few other things not listed here that are floating around out there. Best of luck with the hunt.
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Rev. Dare Cloud
Reverend · adjective. worthy of adoration or reverence. synonyms: sublime · sacred.
is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. He is also the co-host of the American Justice Podcast and Senior Writer/Junior Producer for AtuA Productions LLC. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.
“You’ve got to press it on you You’ve just been thinking That’s what you do, baby Hold it down, Dare!” – Gorillaz
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