The Gonzo Wolf

The weekly recap:

• Can we not put the Venezuelan president and his wife in some better clothing? Those are the crappy $20 Times Square hoodies.
• The speech after the strike reminded me of something written by the eighth-grade son of apocalypse-preppers.
• Are we Pirates of the Caribbean now? Has anyone looked to see if Trump is running around holding a jar of dirt?
• The news people are bitching about vacation flight delays and cruise ship rescheduling.
• We suck.

Up is down, red is green, Garfield was a Pokémon. All I know is that every enemy leader from Indiana Jones movies resemble classic, cliche villains. Trump’s cabinet looks like they have to introduce themselves to their neighbors and avoid school zones per the court orders. It’s not fair to the rest of us who must watch this horse crap play out.

Demand better villains!