Wardrobe by Joe

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And On This Note, Goodnight

I remember writing the first chapter of this book. I was in the sleeper of a 10-Speed Manual Freightliner converted into a 39-foot box-truck. It was loaded to the gills with millions of dollars in fine art.

I wasn’t sleeping, because I had this crazy idea in my head about a foxy female firefighter getting dumped on by her sexist boss. Apparently, this sort of thing happens in real life all the time.

If I’m not mistaken, we crossed The Hoover Dam while in the middle of it. My work-partner and I were on our way to Las Vegas for a quick art job in one of the snotty, high-rise apartments along the strip.

I wrote chapter 2 on a foggy, lonely, drunken Saturday night in a mid-grade San Francisco hotel room. I was taking turns writing lines of poetry with a complete stranger. Her name was Lydia. She was dating a guy who lived one town over from me growing up, but we’d never met. Same age, same outer-level friends; never met. F’ing Greenvile, Texas. What a long, strange trip it’s been.

The rest of the book is a blur to me, but I think it turned out well!

Seems like another lifetime ago.

Hell, it WAS another lifetime ago.

“Someone call DC and tell them this is how you write a female hero character!” – Lisa Lee Tone, Bibliophelia Templum

Angel Burns is a young firefighter with a shrouded history. During a routine night at work, she stumbles upon a demonic ceremony that brings her memories out of hiding – as well as her repressed supernatural powers. Angel soon learns her life was intended for things greater than extinguishing fires for mortals. Now on the payroll of the Vatican, Angel embarks upon an epic quest to protect the Gutenberg Bibles from evil. If successful, she will secure peace for generations. If she fails, the power of the ancient books will bestow an eternity of darkness upon all humanity!


Also, there’s a few other things not listed here that are floating around out there. Best of luck with the hunt.

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Rev. Dare Cloud

Reverend · adjective. worthy of adoration or reverence. synonyms: sublime · sacred.

is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. He is also the co-host of the American Justice Podcast and Senior Writer/Junior Producer for AtuA Productions LLC. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.

“You’ve got to press it on you
You’ve just been thinking
That’s what you do, baby
Hold it down, Dare!” – Gorillaz

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