The Gonzo Wolf

Dallas mosquitos

Caliber unknown

As though they’re free of charge at the corner store

Take a bullet; leave a bullet

Air, ground, or worthy foe

Yet I find it hard to believe this many nemesis’ live within gun-range of each other

All products of the football, pitbull, Bud Light, Dodge Challenger, Wings Stop club, because that’s what the magical talking box showed them while their parents were at work

Yep, give those fuckers a gun; great idea

What next?

Six figures, signing bonus, and total immunity?

Oh, wait.

I just accidentally plagiarized the DHS recruitment portfolio

Good thing “plagiarized” is a big word

“That’s what they did when they had that plague, right? The Lord plagiarized it and it went down under the ground to live with Satan? And the pigs runnoft the edge of the cliff?”

Amen