Things I saw today…
A hooker with a hammer
In the gentrifying hood
She might could work construction
If her aim were any good
Who knew it was a reprimand
When Cool Breeze grabbed her hair
Ten bucks at every hardware store
And voila, life is fair
The mother-weapon reigns supreme
The one that makes the mother
Make sure to always treat it nice
You cannot buy another
All women remain beautiful
Is just internal fact
Sucking pipes while blowing dudes
Can make that smile jacked
“Pretty Woman” shaped your life
In hindsight, just a flick
4 of 5 dentists agree
Brush in-between each…
Well, you know.
I seriously saw this today. Not the poem, I wrote that, but the act itself. I saw this playing out in the street when I picked up the kid up from school. Stay classy, Dallas.


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