Things I saw today…

A hooker with a hammer

In the gentrifying hood

She might could work construction

If her aim were any good

Who knew it was a reprimand

When Cool Breeze grabbed her hair

Ten bucks at every hardware store

And voila, life is fair

The mother-weapon reigns supreme

The one that makes the mother

Make sure to always treat it nice

You cannot buy another

All women remain beautiful

Is just internal fact

Sucking pipes while blowing dudes

Can make that smile jacked

“Pretty Woman” shaped your life

In hindsight, just a flick

4 of 5 dentists agree

Brush in-between each…

Well, you know.

I seriously saw this today. Not the poem, I wrote that, but the act itself. I saw this playing out in the street when I picked up the kid up from school. Stay classy, Dallas.



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