The Gonzo Wolf

Marriage vows all demand until death do you part

But death comes in many forms, to various degrees, multiple times within one’s own life

The death of love between two souls is vow fulfilled

No harm; no foul

Sorry your friend went looking for the bathroom and found my lap instead

Weird faces at the Thanksgiving table

That turkey was moist AF

She said we’d make it; no matter what

We shook on it