The Gonzo Wolf

Can’t do it. Simply taking a shower is like being stoned and using your friend’s new car to go to Taco Bell at 2am.

I’ve realized something about myself, or maybe I’m just being witty in the moment: It’s not that I’ve  never known how to read the room; I’ve just insisted they read me instead. Seems simpler for everyone to adjust to one guy than for one guy to interpret many faces. Sounds fake.

I dig simplicity.

Hotels are not so.

They’re fake.