The Gonzo Wolf

But if she did, it would totally be Lita Ford.

Same

Sh*t;

Different

Demon.

K-Pop Demon Hunters beat Sinners at the Oscar’s last night for best song. There’s no way. I just watched K-Pop Demon Hunters for the first time, and it’s SSDD. A bunch of bad-ass chicks with kung-fu powers who double as musicians. Their only weakness?

Hint: This was a Netflix film.

You guessed it. Boys. Every girl-power movie’s Kryptonite when it’s aimed at an American audience: boys. Gotta keep those birthrates up somehow!

This will be forgotten when Frozen 3 hits theaters.

In the meantime, here’s a chick who doesn’t fit within the modern female-trio’s personality tropes (Blossom, Buttercup, & Bubbles). The Powerpuff Girls and Josie and the Pussycats did it much better.

“Someone call DC and tell them this is how you write a female hero character!” – Lisa Lee Tone, Bibliophelia Templum

Angel Burns is a young firefighter with a shrouded history. During a routine night at work, she stumbles upon a demonic ceremony that brings her memories out of hiding – as well as her repressed supernatural powers. Angel soon learns her life was intended for things greater than extinguishing fires for mortals. Now on the payroll of the Vatican, Angel embarks upon an epic quest to protect the Gutenberg Bibles from evil. If successful, she will secure peace for generations. If she fails, the power of the ancient books will bestow an eternity of darkness upon all humanity!