Gaming

  • Snow Day Coasters!

    Snow Day Coasters!

    Snow day in Dallas! I’ve been up since 4:30am, had covfefe and whatnot, and now I’m just going to zone out and build a park. I’ll keep this going as long as I can. I may even turn on my mic from time to time. Web cam is a tall order. My hair is messed…

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  • Witchfire Adventures

    Witchfire Adventures

    No matter when you watch this, my mouth will still be open.

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  • Witchfire Adventures: Come Out To The Coast

    OMG, you guys are not going to believe it. I was coming out of the woods after fighting these guys and the hottest chick in the history of chickenry came walking up on the beach! She is so freakin’ sexy. You are not going to believe how hot she is! You just wait. You’re going…

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  • Not Every Tale Has A Happy Ending

    I spent mucho time twisting knobs this morning. I managed to get a decent recording of Blacktop Voodoo, but it wasn’t good enough to edit. After doom-scrolling through YouTube during lunch, I played a round of Witchfire. I didn’t last long, but it felt like it told a bit of a story. As usual, I…

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  • Stray – Video 06

    Stray – Video 06

    The game has lost its innocence and things are getting eerie with echoes or Ridley Scott. We also have a weapon to fight back!

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  • My Morning Indiana Jones Impression

    Sometimes, I like to grab a rifle, ignore the map as much as possible, and just “hunt”. The sounds in this game will tell you a lot if you listen. So good. I have a “Raiders of the Lost Ark” moment toward the end. That’s just my pet snake Reggie…

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  • Ramble & Run: A Half Hour Of Witchfire And Whatever.

    I mean it, too. All paths lead nowhere if you have no purpose. I have absolutely zero purpose today. Sing crappy songs about the government and do dishes. It’s my life.

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  • Stray – Video 05

    Stray – Video 05

    Momo wants us to meet him at a bar so we can convince this Hunter Thompson knockoff to tell us about his daddy issues…or something like that. Cat stuff!

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  • There’s A TERRIFIER Game?

    Apparently there is! As a fan of ART, I had to have it, even though I knew exactly what it would be without ever setting eyes on it – A re-skinned “Scott Pilgrim” homage to the Konami coin munchers of the nineties. I seriously think there’s a blank, Mad Libs of a program where you…

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  • Stray – Video 04

    Stray – Video 04

    Yesterday, we found the final notebook and I’m taking them to Momo. Of course, I’m going to jump on peoples’ couches and knock things off tables all along the way. I wonder what today will bring?

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  • Stray – Video 03

    Stray – Video 03

    It’s a chilly morning in Dallas; the kind when the smoke hangs heavy in the air, teases familiar shapes, and then flies away to see what they’re doing on the other side of town. Just think: if everyone stopped and did that all at once, how wonderful of a world it would be. Metaphorically, I…

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  • Damn The Reaper

    Damn The Reaper

    It’s been a minute since I’ve spent some quality time in Dead Cells. I really needed to hear this soundtrack! Gotta be quick… I wasn’t quick enough…

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  • Witchfire – Another Afternoon Of Near Misses

    If you’ve been watching me play this game over the last few months, then you know how crazy it can get. With the recent updates, it’s almost like a completely new game at times. There’s no commentary in this video so you don’t need to mute the volume for the kids and my potty mouth.…

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  • The Morning Livesteam – Witchfire

    It’s another one of those mornings when I’m awake and no one else is. Damn the open floor plan when it comes to sleeping arrangements. This is Witchfire. It’s in ‘early access’ on both Steam and Epic. It will fully release sometime in 2026. I have nearly 250 hours on this game, it’s still challenging,…

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  • Stray – Gameplay – Video 02

    Welcome back to STRAY! In this video, we meet B-12 and Momo. This game is gorgeous and I’m enjoying being a cat. Can we have a game next where you can be a Hognose Snake?

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  • For The Select Few

    For The Select Few

    I’ve played this game off and on for the past few years. It was a really obscure pandemic indie find, and worth the download. Also, the Steam version has online multiplayer! It’s an epileptic seizure waiting to happen, though, so be cautious. I didn’t at all mean that in a comical way. Lots of flashing…

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  • Three Insane Witchfire Runs

    Ever have those “I shouldn’t be alive” moments? The more I play this, the more the controls remind me of Metroid Prime back in the good old days of the Nintendo Gamecube. That should tell you everything you need to know. F’ing masterpiece.

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  • Stray – Gameplay Video 01

    I’ve been wanting to play this game for quite a while, and now feels like the perfect time. Let’s start 2026 off as a cat!

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  • Covfefe & Skyrim

    Covfefe & Skyrim

    I’ve decided to give Skyrim another chance. Lazy morning. Everyone’s still asleep. Want to watch me die?

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  • I Shouldn’t Be Alive (Virtually) – The Morning Witchfire Livestream

    It was one of those mornings when everyone else was still asleep. No narration. Damn the open floorplan. I dip in, I dip back, and then I go into what I can assume was the Michael Bay update. It was the craziest game of Witchfire I’ve played, and I believe I have almost 250 hours…

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  • Witchfire – Irongate Irony

    I’m hesitating to begin a new title, but I’m still very much in love with this game. Looking forward to the final release. Searching for a new read? The Dime Western Returns! “Reading Jim Walker and the Redemption Hymn is equal parts quirky fun and riveting action. Cloud’s confident, entertaining voice draws the reader in…

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  • Autism Detection In 1983

    Autism Detection In 1983

    If you could beat this game when it was in the arcades, you were special. There were no move guides and there were NO CONTINUES. Fifty cents, five lives, good luck. The kids who tried to convince you that this game was the devil all still make fun of you on Facebook from the safety…

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  • Witchfire – Tactical Retreat!

    How many Twister references can I fit into a half hour video?

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  • Witchfire Quickie – In/Out on the Scarlet Coast

    No commentary. Lucky you.

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