Health
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I’m alive. Don’t buy a lotto ticket. It’s a farce. Today, at age 52, I had my first colonoscopy and endoscopy. Neither of the procedures were terrible – even though I was heavily sedated – but the prep was a nightmare. 24 hour clear liquid diet with a bottle of volcano-butt to top it off.…
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We must track down the individual responsible for the idea of colonoscopy prep, find his living relatives, and livestream them all drinking it. Last to finish has to listen to RFK Jr. read Green Eggs & Ham while they’re in the bathroom for six hours.
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After two sudden cancelations due to TACO administration changes, I’m ready to continue my journey toward blindness. DOGE cut tons of VA jobs, and then came out publicly yesterday saying that the president, his lot, and his agenda are an abomination. Why the sudden change of heart, oh EV Nazi of the Trump-ocalypse? I normally…
The Gonzo Wolf 