Health
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Dr. Matthews and Quanell X Pulls Up On Popeyes Chicken
Condoms & Chicken. My new band name. Read more.
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No Such Luck
I’m alive. Don’t buy a lotto ticket. It’s a farce. Today, at age 52, I had my first colonoscopy and endoscopy. Neither of the procedures were terrible – even though… Read more.
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We Must, We Must!
We must track down the individual responsible for the idea of colonoscopy prep, find his living relatives, and livestream them all drinking it. Last to finish has to listen to… Read more.
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Two-Week’s Notice
Art Is Pain. Read more.
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Chef’s Kiss
It’s a great day to be alive. Spit it out. Read more.
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Right Eye Blues
After two sudden cancelations due to TACO administration changes, I’m ready to continue my journey toward blindness. DOGE cut tons of VA jobs, and then came out publicly yesterday saying … Read more.
