Quotes
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And all I want is a Bridgerton/Walking Dead crossover.
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Did you see the SOTU last night? My wife just made hamburger buns out of Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuit Mix. Live while you can.
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It’s days like these when I really miss alcohol. Even if I wasn’t drinking, it came with a convenient, “break in case of douchebag” weapon. Beer always had my back, but it tended to make me a little too giving with my front.
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The Trump’s are aliens, and he’s going to tell us all at the State of the Union address tonight. It’s the only thing that would make it all make sense.
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The largest employer in my hometown of Greenville, Texas – L3 Harris – is one of the largest ICE business partners in the world. Just gonna pop that in my pipe and smoke it…
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I know it’s not a holiday, but you’re my person, my everything, and idgaf. I would bite someone for you, because that’s love.
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Team USA hockey; both men and women! ORGY NOW!!! Make super Olympic hockey babies!!! We only get one shot at this!!!
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Don’t click this if you’re easily offended. As a matter of fact, don’t come back to this site. It doesn’t get any better. Promise.
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When chicks who wouldn’t give you the time of day in school or college hit you up randomly for the first time in twenty years, offering to do horrific things only found in foreign, dark alley porn theaters, for baby formula… I’d say you’ve made it as an artist. -Rev.
The Gonzo Wolf 