Quotes

  • Sudden Epiphany: Why I love the “woke” movement…

    Don’t click this if you’re easily offended. As a matter of fact, don’t come back to this site. It doesn’t get any better. Promise.

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  • Things No One Will Say

    When chicks who wouldn’t give you the time of day in school or college hit you up randomly for the first time in twenty years, offering to do horrific things only found in foreign, dark alley porn theaters, for baby formula… I’d say you’ve made it as an artist. -Rev.

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