Quotes
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Charlie Rose: Random Things I Don’t Understand.
Life through the eyes and mind of a modern-day 13 year old (who happens to already be an award-winning writer & budding Dallas musical stage performer.) Read more.
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Charlie Rose: First Steps.
Through the eyes of a thirteen-year-old… Read more.
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We’ve lived in WWIII for 5 years now…
And all I want is a Bridgerton/Walking Dead crossover. Read more.
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Live like tomorrow’s a myth…
Did you see the SOTU last night? My wife just made hamburger buns out of Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuit Mix. Live while you can. Read more.
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It’s days like these…
It’s days like these when I really miss alcohol. Even if I wasn’t drinking, it came with a convenient, “break in case of douchebag” weapon. Beer always had my back,… Read more.
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I’m calling it now…
The Trump’s are aliens, and he’s going to tell us all at the State of the Union address tonight. It’s the only thing that would make it all make sense. Read more.
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According to Forbes…
The largest employer in my hometown of Greenville, Texas – L3 Harris – is one of the largest ICE business partners in the world. Just gonna pop that in my… Read more.
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Things you should say to your “person” today…
I know it’s not a holiday, but you’re my person, my everything, and idgaf. I would bite someone for you, because that’s love. Read more.
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STOP!!!
Team USA hockey; both men and women! ORGY NOW!!! Make super Olympic hockey babies!!! We only get one shot at this!!! Read more.
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Sudden Epiphany: Why I love the “woke” movement…
Don’t click this if you’re easily offended. As a matter of fact, don’t come back to this site. It doesn’t get any better. Promise. Read more.
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Things No One Will Say
When chicks who wouldn’t give you the time of day in school or college hit you up randomly for the first time in twenty years, offering to do horrific things… Read more.
