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Prepare yourselves; this isn’t going to be easy for you to hear. Then again, perhaps I was the odd-one-out all those years and this is totally normal? That’s not necessarily a question, I’m just using the question mark for inflection. Not totally sure if that’s allowed within the rules of the English language but, again,…
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The annual Dallas deep-freeze… Last time I saw this much white, it took a dump in The Capitol Rotunda. My city is eerily silent, which is better than what I can say for others on this evening. Where are the Pepaws? Where are the Daddies? Where are the weird, war-wounded Uncles who freaked out at…
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The color Purple doesn’t make me think of Whoopi, and I watch The View. Daily.
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It’s been a minute, and I’m in the perfect spot to let ‘er rip. I’m in the parking lot of the Dallas Country Club. It’s not necessarily my chosen wake up spot. It’s complicated how I got here, actually. I rolled down my window, screamed “wassssaaaaappp!” to the gate guards, and drove in behind a…
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My writing career began in a miserable blur in the bowels of early MySpace, then Facebook, and stayed that way until I killed it a couple of years ago. It’s been a long, strange trip – mostly because I insisted at the moment – but the trip needed to end. I’m slowly cleaning out all…
The Gonzo Wolf 