food

  • Breakfast Tacos

    Breakfast Tacos

    Don’t argue. Pre-record store flipping snack.

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  • Humble Wife Brag

    Humble Wife Brag

    The great Cloudosaur, who has zero professional training, but is a freaking magical culinary hobbyist, replicated a spicy Asian sauce from a mom and pop Chinese joint that’s been closed for 20 years. She never had it herself, and concocted it from my decades old description. Perfection. Now, the dish. Their house special was named…

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  • They’re Porking Us, But Just The Tip

    What in the hell type of photo did AI just generate from the following passage? Just when I thought it was time to pick up my guitar, my creative flow took another route. That’s right; the bathroom. Not to be the bearer of too much information, but I’ve been spending a lot of time there…

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  • Hurry Up!

    Hurry Up!

    I think he wants me to leave so he can eat. Rude.

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  • The Legacy of ‘Demon Knight’ in 90s Horror

    Chef’s Kiss to Billy Zane’s redneck impression

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