growing up
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Growing up is pawning off your Snoopy Snow Cone Machine to the Olive Garden hostess and jokingly explaining how a little bit more parm isn’t going to raise your cholesterol.
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The cool part about getting old is all the childhood memories flying past your frontal lobe on their way to oblivion; forever forgotten to make room for how to operate your Life Alert pendant. I haven’t fallen recently, and I have no problems getting up. I post more sexual innuendo before 9am than most people
The Gonzo Wolf 