me

  • I know it’s not a holiday, but you’re my person, my everything, and idgaf. I would bite someone for you, because that’s love.

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  • Ice Cream Hump Night

    Ice Cream Hump Night

    My tribe.

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  • Random.

    Random.

    Said at lunch: Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like breathing farts just because it’s air.

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  • Am I Dying?

    Am I Dying?

    At least 6 people from my past have contacted me in one form or another this week for the first time since the “divorc-insurr-elect-ademic”. This both angers and frightens me. You don’t have to touch the kettle to know it’s still hot, especially if it never stopped blowing steam. Well, I don’t know who this…

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