Poons
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Ever stood alone in a pitch-dark, empty gymnasium? Similar.
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And, this time, I’ll keep it off!
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A pissed-off dork in a Tesla forgetting they can’t “peel-out”. Done.
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I remember all of those patriotic country songs that were released after 9/11. Now, all of those songs sound fantastical. Anyway, here’s a Brook’s & Dunn cover I think will be a HIT!
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I was working hard to prevent it. I kind of woke up in a decent mood and then had to go deal with the fine folks at the Heeb. HEB for all those unaware of our special household language. That place is enough to make anyone spin out of control, especially since half a basket…
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But I respect it enough not to go full-foot. That rug could get pulled out from under me at any second. Just push play… The neighborhood commuters have a love/hate relationship with our Halloween lawn art – yes, it’s art, bucko. The walkers love it, even though I don’t understand a word they’re saying. The…
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Just like everything else in this state, it’s half-assed, incidental, and overrated. Keep going to your street dealer.
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Most prefer to just get their kicks from reading vanity plates on BMW’s
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My sweet, Starving Zoe turns 5 years old today. On 9/11 lol. She’s caused readers to lose their minds! In turn, they’ve gotten me fired from jobs, kicked off music festivals, and black listed from the indie horror author kool kids klub. She’s art (and she’s in Amsterdam being pondered by a film director). Chef’s…
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Get your jackets ready, Texas. That “one particular week” is coming. You know; the “winter” week.
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When chicks who wouldn’t give you the time of day in school or college hit you up randomly for the first time in twenty years, offering to do horrific things only found in foreign, dark alley porn theaters, for baby formula… I’d say you’ve made it as an artist. -Rev.
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Is there a municipal order in Addison that requires all service workers to wear yoga pants, or do they just go shopping as a group? I’ll wait…
The Gonzo Wolf 