Poons
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I’ve noticed that most people review books on Goodreads (owned by Amazon) now instead of Amazon. Goodreads allows reviewers to be unhinged, ignorant attention seekers without being flagged, and that’s all kinds of fun if you’re a jack ass. Unfortunately, we buy our books from Amazon where said reviews would come in handy. Societal shit…
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Eliminate the MEGA (Make Earth Grey Again) movement! Resist the evils of the Mayor & the Hoodie Queen!
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This is a big one, folks. It might take you all weekend to process it all. Have a great weekend!
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The kid stayed with dad last night so me and the wife had some time to ourselves. It’d been ages. We drank herbal tea and played Crash Bandicoot. We’re so cool lol. I’m sorry if this video makes you spend huge amounts of money. Target & Titties (the great American pasttime) Welcome to North Oak…
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Words of warning: If you’re in the middle of a show, and you decide to be cute and answer the phone between songs, and it’s a woman screaming that her boyfriend is kicking her ass, and you respond with profanity and threats out of instinct on a HOT MIC… Well, you can imagine the rest.…
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I’m in a better mood today and trying to get a little music out of my system. I’m having trouble remembering the lyrics so I just made up my own. I doubt Pink Floyd would mind. BTW, I don’t own the tune to this song. Actually, I don’t think anyone does. I don’t think you…
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Why do most social media posts about weed read like they were created by that dude in high school who pretended to be high?
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A political AI device phoned me this morning asking me to do something to donate to the presidential agenda. I asked if they’ve tried shooting him somewhere vital rather than the ear. AI hung up. Skynet is a coward.
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I feel like doing nothing. No gaming, no guitar, no writing. I don’t kiss and tell anymore; just know that it sucks. I felt the snap, and now I need to repair it. Enjoy some Dead Cells! Also…don’t forget your book! Today’s offering? “This profound collection of horror brings classic monsters into new light in…
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Allow me to honestly describe the Bishop Arts District. I began an open mic the first week of January because there weren’t any. Bishop Arts is actually “Bishop Shops”. There’s no art, unless shopping is considered an art. There are people eating in restaurants who purchase the skewed version of what they consider to be…
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Dear modern adults (but especially those ‘Try That In A Small Town’ men): Look up. Does it look like rain? Do you live near a river? Also, does it look as though it’s raining up-river? Are you between the rain and sea level? Stop relying on your government and technology to save you and yours.…
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This is something I learned after 10 years in the fine art business: I (and everyone I know) can’t understand the minds of billionaires. The front of the house is breathtaking, the car in the driveway is spotless, and their art collection made me envious. That’s on the surface. Beneath the top layer resides the…
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I’m really trying my best to lay off the majority of the personal stuff when it comes to my blog. I’ll save that stuff for published pieces. Still, there’s always that one person you run into to set the mood. A random, loud dude rolled up on me in a coffee shop with an obvious…
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Not that I really care; I’m just putting this information out into the universe in case anyone wants to look into it for themselves. Chances are, if they’re doing it to me, then they’re doing it to some of you as well. You just didn’t know it yet. First off: my background. I am a…
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That book you read about the vampire isn’t real. That book you read about the ghost isn’t real. That book you read about the werewolf isn’t real That book about the man in the clouds who watches you when you poop, screw, and live your day to day life; that one’s real. Also, if you…
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If Russia is at war with Ukraine, India is at war with Pakistan, Israel is at war with Gaza, Hamas, or anyone else who doesn’t kneel before Zod on command, and America is at war with itself, doesn’t this qualify as World War III? Who has the checklist? Do I really have to be the…
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I’m sick of racism and hate. I’m sick of being sick. Period. How many deep breaths do we have to take? How many “take a step back’s” until we tumble blindly from the cliff we never saw coming? They have shown us time and again they’re not afraid to take up arms and do the…
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Lake Cliff Park is one of the most beautiful features about living in Bishop Arts. Oddly enough, most of my neighbors don’t know it exists just a few blocks away. City life was desired, but still odd to me. The perimeter of this park is exactly a one mile walk. Its perfect for those trying…
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What a disappointment. Two of the world’s super villains are fighting, but on social media like weenies. This should be like when Dooku fought Ventress in Clone Wars. And someone wake up John Williams. We need a soundtrack! Actually, nothing will become of this. While we’re watching them, the gray aliens are going to sneak…
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It’s been a minute, and I’m in the perfect spot to let ‘er rip. I’m in the parking lot of the Dallas Country Club. It’s not necessarily my chosen wake up spot. It’s complicated how I got here, actually. I rolled down my window, screamed “wassssaaaaappp!” to the gate guards, and drove in behind a…
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My writing career began in a miserable blur in the bowels of early MySpace, then Facebook, and stayed that way until I killed it a couple of years ago. It’s been a long, strange trip – mostly because I insisted at the moment – but the trip needed to end. I’m slowly cleaning out all…
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I was laying in bed, staring at the ceiling in deep thought like every other morning, when I stumbled across a couple of memories. These memories found their place within the existing story and brought the entire scenario down an alternate timeline. This angering event will forever live rent-free inside my head for the rest…
The Gonzo Wolf 