Poons
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Snow day in Dallas! I’ve been up since 4:30am, had covfefe and whatnot, and now I’m just going to zone out and build a park. I’ll keep this going as long as I can. I may even turn on my mic from time to time. Web cam is a tall order. My hair is messed…
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I didn’t know until late in the game that I wanted the second book in the series to focus on Katie’s journey. To be quite honest, I didn’t know until late in the game that there would even be a sequel. In comparison to A Taste of Home, which was written in a place similar…
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Today, I want to spit serious out into the universe instead of just being an ignorant jerk who likes to make you laugh uncomfortably. That’s my schtick. I keep doing it until the laugh becomes a more welcomed response. Once there, my work is finished. I’ve absorbed you into the congregation. No, what I need…
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I watch the internet and skies so you don’t have to. Anal probing is all you, though.
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OMG, you guys are not going to believe it. I was coming out of the woods after fighting these guys and the hottest chick in the history of chickenry came walking up on the beach! She is so freakin’ sexy. You are not going to believe how hot she is! You just wait. You’re going…
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What up, peep-aroni’s. I was sitting outside doing my morning routine and brought a guitar with me. As it got colder, it needed ‘help’ staying in-tune. Then, it hit me. What would it sound like while it’s warming back up? My inquiring mind wanted to know. If your inquiring mind wants to know, watch this…
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When “A Taste of Home” was first published (I actually printed it out and mailed it to my old publisher in New York), I was a Sheriff’s Office conservative moonlighting as a left-leaning, ghost-hunting, potty-mouthed Independent. As I’m re-reading through it again all these years later, I think some of the humor has gotten a…
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I spent mucho time twisting knobs this morning. I managed to get a decent recording of Blacktop Voodoo, but it wasn’t good enough to edit. After doom-scrolling through YouTube during lunch, I played a round of Witchfire. I didn’t last long, but it felt like it told a bit of a story. As usual, I…
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We’re the laughing stock of the world (we’ve been for a decade), there’s winter weather on the way to Dallas, and Ted Cruz is already on a plane. I’ve played this game before. All bullshit aside, how are you? I was speaking with a neighbor a few moments ago about him getting gypped on web…
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Um. Let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film (donate if you can): No Other Choice (Korean: 어쩔수가없다) is a 2025 South Korean satirical dark comedy thriller film co-written, produced, and directed by Park Chan-wook. Based on The Ax by Donald Westlake, the film stars Lee Byung-hun, Son Ye-jin, Park Hee-soon, Lee Sung-min, Yeom Hye-ran, and Cha Seung-won. It is the second film adaptation of…
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The cover image was made by a generator. Don’t get too excited. It’s Decatur. Almost Oklahoma. What’s it known for? According to the fine folks at Wikipedia: “Eighter from Decatur” is a slang phrase used by craps shooters who want to roll an eight, as well as the title of a song (minus the “e” in eighter)…
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So many fuzzy memories from when this book was written. Lots of clear ones I won’t speak of as well. Writer stuff. “Someone call DC and tell them this is how you write a female hero character!” – Lisa Lee Tone, Bibliophelia Templum Angel Burns is a young firefighter with a shrouded history. During a…
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The game has lost its innocence and things are getting eerie with echoes or Ridley Scott. We also have a weapon to fight back!
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I’m a shut-in; rarely do I ever go off our property unless food or school are involved. I have everything I need within reach. There’s no need to venture off and disturb anyone else’s energy field, dig? I even have memberships to Six Flags and Alamo Drafthouse. I hope they enjoy my monthly donations. Kind…
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Random spit from the porch swing; let’s set the mood… I’ve been divorced three times and married four. It’s nothing to brag about, with more stupidity on my part than either of the three other women combined. I let it all transpire until things got out of control. Eventuality? Divorce. Inevitability, whether we liked it…
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It’s my kind of Saturday living in an artsy-fartsy, tourist neighborhood; ten degrees above freezing. That means, most of the poons are in hiding; either playing Call of Duty or bitching about him playing Call of Duty. Just take the pit bull outside to take a dump, wash his car, and exhibit a few more…
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1977. What a time to be alive. Close Encounters, Star Wars, and Smokey and the Bandit released in the same year. I was four years old, meaning these three films played on repeat throughout my childhood. It was a magical time. Let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film…
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Emma Stone. Shaved head. Might be an Alien. My wife and I were both a little too excited to watch this film for multiple reasons. This is why we don’t have friends. Let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film (donate to them if you can; anything helps): Bugonia is…
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Sometimes, I like to grab a rifle, ignore the map as much as possible, and just “hunt”. The sounds in this game will tell you a lot if you listen. So good. I have a “Raiders of the Lost Ark” moment toward the end. That’s just my pet snake Reggie…
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A story about parenting. Dark parenting. Cool, but dark parenting. Enjoy “Someone call DC and tell them this is how you write a female hero character!” – Lisa Lee Tone, Bibliophelia Templum Angel Burns is a young firefighter with a shrouded history. During a routine night at work, she stumbles upon a demonic ceremony that…
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