pork

  • Ode to my wife’s springrolls…

    Oh, Sameth My Sameth No green eggs and hameth Will tickle my tastebuds this day You maketh the pork For this clueless dork Your springrolls hath maketh me gay I mean, they are rather phallic, and I long to have them in my mouth. That’s a prerequisite, right? Also, Tylenol & circumcision. The end.

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