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  • F**k Merry; Be Pippin

    F**k Merry; Be Pippin

    It’s 66 degrees on Christmas eve. I’m outside dressed like Trump after he rolled out of bed with Clinton. At least, that’s how the creep looks in my mind. Personally, I wouldn’t have turned down Clinton either. I had a COVID fever dream where I met him and Hillary on a rope bridge on a

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  • Random:

    The only thing that’s still “strange” about Stranger Things is that those kids are still in high school at age 30.

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  • I drove to the store in silence this morning; no music. I just wanted to listen to the world. It’s burning, and we don’t know how to stop it. Kind of like trying to make the right decision at the corner of Zang & Beckley. This is what fleas must feel like on bath day.

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