reviews

  • Rev-iew: Bill & Ted Face The Music

    This film was meant to be the Gen X savior after Rise of Skywalker slapped us all across the face with its lightsaber. Then, the pandemic happened. Our entire worlds changed. We glitched. Let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film: Bill & Ted Face the Music is a 2020…

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  • The “Farce” Is With Us

    The one thing I waited for during last night’s Superb Owl had nothing at all to do with Football. I’m a hockey fan, peeps. I haven’t watched a football game in 26 years, and I’d prefer to keep that record climbing. Do they still celebrate after running three feet and tripping over their own feet?…

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  • Rev-iew: The Abyss: Special Edition (1989)

    I wanted to sit on this one a few days before I wrote it. I hope it comes out okay, because I’m still not sure what I want to say. Wish me luck? Until then, let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film (donate to them if you can,…

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  • Rev-iew: Stand By Me (1986 Film)

    Now that the Rob Reiner band-wagon has slowed, I feel as though it’s time to discuss what I believe to be his magnum opus. Let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film (please donate to them if you can): Stand by Me is a 1986 American coming-of-age drama film[5] directed by Rob Reiner. Based…

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  • Rev-iew: Bring Her Back

    Rev-iew: Bring Her Back

    There was a time when an A24 film was an event. Now, between them and Neon, every film is an indie winner. But… doesn’t that make it mainstream? So, is it only an independent film if it’s done by someone other than A24 or Neon? I’m so confused. Let’s see what the fine folks at…

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  • Rev-iew: IT: Welcome To Derry (Season One)

    Don’t tell anyone I said to steal their HBO Max password.

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  • To: You

    To: You

    There’s a gift under the tree. I wonder who it’s from?

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  • Rev-iew: The Long Walk (2025)

    A dark Stand By Me…with a lot less “standing”

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  • Rev-iew: (a 2-‘fer) Drop (2025) & Megan 2.0 (2025)

    Girl power pseudo-horror night? Anyone?

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  • Rev-iew: Spree (2020)

    Rev-iew: Spree (2020)

    The scariest part is when you leave the theater and ponder this film while staring at the midnight ceiling.

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  • Shin Godzilla (4K Theatrical Run) The Rev-iew

    You’ll have to move on this one quickly.

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  • Rev-iew: Hell of a Summer

    Disclaimer: I have not researched why this film was made in 2023 and released in 2025. Google is free and in your pocket. I just figured it wasn’t going to be that life-changing of an epiphany. My loss if it is, and I can live with that. When Finn Wolfhard came onto the scene, he…

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