starving Zoe

  • The most honest love story ever penned…

    The greatest review I ever received on any book: “Not the type of product we want associated with our guests; you’re fired.” – Six Flags Over Texas Corporate Legal Department. To most, 1865 was an eye-opening year. The American Civil War was officially over and the soldiers fortunate enough to survive the bloody conflict returned…

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  • I’ve been through the desert on a horse named Poon…

    To most, 1865 was an eye-opening year. The American Civil War was officially over and the soldiers fortunate enough to survive the bloody conflict returned home to collect the pieces of their former lives. To young Arizonan, Robert Jack, the fateful desert homecoming marked the end to all he once knew. Forgiveness is overrated. Death…

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  • The Legend of Zoe

    The Legend of Zoe

    Starving Zoe was the third and final element in my mental breakdown a few years ago. The other causes were the pandemic and January 6th, but Zoe came in waves. She was review bombed, got me fired from a job, got me kicked off of a music festival…and is somehow available at Barnes & Noble…

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  • Giggity.

    Giggity.

    Abandon all hope, ye who enter here… To most, 1865 was an eye-opening year. The American Civil War was officially over and the soldiers fortunate enough to survive the bloody conflict returned home to collect the pieces of their former lives. To young Arizonan, Robert Jack, the fateful desert homecoming marked the end to all…

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  • Love Finds A Way

    Love Finds A Way

    Here’s some classy things others have said about Starving Zoe: That last one says it all.

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  • The World We Live In

    The World We Live In

    If I can do it, anyone can.

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  • Christmas Gifts For Grandma

    The scariest bathroom ornament at the nursing home.

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  • For anyone coming to Nacogdoches this weekend…

    I’ll have 8 or 9 of these on hand, and that’s it. I won’t be attending another con or festival until my next release. That might be never. Life’s a journey…

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  • This.

    This.

    What should I do next?

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  • Oooooooh…

    Oooooooh…

    “Who has a young baby Gets thrown in a well? Zoe Telos! She’s still kinda cute If you don’t mind the smell! Zoe Telos! (You Sang That)

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  • Farewell, My Sweet, Starving Zoe

    There’s pets, and then there was Zoe.

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  • Happy Birthday, Baby!

    Happy Birthday, Baby!

    My sweet, Starving Zoe turns 5 years old today. On 9/11 lol. She’s caused readers to lose their minds! In turn, they’ve gotten me fired from jobs, kicked off music festivals, and black listed from the indie horror author kool kids klub. She’s art (and she’s in Amsterdam being pondered by a film director). Chef’s…

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