texas

  • Rev-iew: Almost-Legal Texas Weed.

    For the last few months, I’ve been privy to a small dispensary that’s already dishing out the “on again, off again”, “legal” Texas cannibis. It’s shit. Genetically altered Oklahoma shake that’ll muck up your pipe as well as your lungs. Also, they’ve done something to it to make it addictive. It feels to me a

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  • Or Else

    Or Else

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Misplaced

    Misplaced

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Christmas Stoner Tan

    Christmas Stoner Tan

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Rains County, Texas! Welcome to the real world.

    I wonder what they’d find if they went one county over…

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  • Embracing Chaos: Life Lessons from My Porch Swing

    Sunrise and porch swings.

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  • 4:20. AM. Dallas.

    4:20. AM. Dallas.

    Thoughts, facts, and predictions

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  • Happy Pseudo-Legalization Day, Texas!

    Just like everything else in this state, it’s  half-assed, incidental, and overrated. Keep going to your street dealer.

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  • Tea-sus

    Tea-sus

    Pinkies up, boys

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  • Look Up

    Dear modern adults (but especially those ‘Try That In A Small Town’ men): Look up. Does it look like rain? Do you live near a river? Also, does it look as though it’s raining up-river? Are you between the rain and sea level? Stop relying on your government and technology to save you and yours.

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  • Sounds Simple Enough

    That book you read about the vampire isn’t real. That book you read about the ghost isn’t real. That book you read about the werewolf isn’t real That book about the man in the clouds who watches you when you poop, screw, and live your day to day life; that one’s real. Also, if you

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  • Logically…

    If Russia is at war with Ukraine, India is at war with Pakistan, Israel is at war with Gaza, Hamas, or anyone else who doesn’t kneel before Zod on command, and America is at war with itself, doesn’t this qualify as World War III? Who has the checklist? Do I really have to be the

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  • Sick of ‘isms

    I’m sick of racism and hate. I’m sick of being sick. Period. How many deep breaths do we have to take? How many “take a step back’s” until we tumble blindly from the cliff we never saw coming? They have shown us time and again they’re not afraid to take up arms and do the

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