Witchfire
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I refused to leave all that money behind. I think they wanted it for other things.
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Today was a rather busy, unorthodox day with a few twists and turns that kept me on my toes. Somewhere between points A & B, I managed to jump into a half-hour of Witchfire. Here’s the highlight reel. Enjoy!
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I’m streaming multiple titles for variety which, if you believe everything old people tell you, is the “spice” of life. Spice, on the other hand, is drugs in both the Dune and Star Wars universes. I saw a school bus at a whorehouse this morning. No lie. Enjoy. I’m monitoring the chat, so feel free…
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Sunday evening, still sick as a dog, and in the recovery zone. I ran in with all guns blazing…until I didn’t. Sent home with my tail between my legs. Be damned if I was going to leave all that money behind… Enjoy. I’m monitoring the chat, so feel free to hit me up. Pop in…
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I ate some bad Domino’s Pizza last night in Commerce, Texas. Had to cut my family visit short and drive home. I thought somehow I’d been chicken’d – I’m allergic to chicken, turkey, eggs. My daughter hit me up a few minutes ago, and the remainder of my pizza made her sick as well. Even…
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This is one of the greatest games I’ve played in fifty years of gaming. I have nearly 300 hours and there’s still tons of stuff I haven’t done. Also, it’s Early Access! The game isn’t even finished yet! Final release is scheduled for next month. Pray this goes to consoles. For now, it’s on Steam…
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OMG, you guys are not going to believe it. I was coming out of the woods after fighting these guys and the hottest chick in the history of chickenry came walking up on the beach! She is so freakin’ sexy. You are not going to believe how hot she is! You just wait. You’re going…
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I spent mucho time twisting knobs this morning. I managed to get a decent recording of Blacktop Voodoo, but it wasn’t good enough to edit. After doom-scrolling through YouTube during lunch, I played a round of Witchfire. I didn’t last long, but it felt like it told a bit of a story. As usual, I…
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Sometimes, I like to grab a rifle, ignore the map as much as possible, and just “hunt”. The sounds in this game will tell you a lot if you listen. So good. I have a “Raiders of the Lost Ark” moment toward the end. That’s just my pet snake Reggie…
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A story about parenting. Dark parenting. Cool, but dark parenting. Enjoy “Someone call DC and tell them this is how you write a female hero character!” – Lisa Lee Tone, Bibliophelia Templum Angel Burns is a young firefighter with a shrouded history. During a routine night at work, she stumbles upon a demonic ceremony that…
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I mean it, too. All paths lead nowhere if you have no purpose. I have absolutely zero purpose today. Sing crappy songs about the government and do dishes. It’s my life.
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If you’ve been watching me play this game over the last few months, then you know how crazy it can get. With the recent updates, it’s almost like a completely new game at times. There’s no commentary in this video so you don’t need to mute the volume for the kids and my potty mouth.…
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It’s another one of those mornings when I’m awake and no one else is. Damn the open floor plan when it comes to sleeping arrangements. This is Witchfire. It’s in ‘early access’ on both Steam and Epic. It will fully release sometime in 2026. I have nearly 250 hours on this game, it’s still challenging,…
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Ever have those “I shouldn’t be alive” moments? The more I play this, the more the controls remind me of Metroid Prime back in the good old days of the Nintendo Gamecube. That should tell you everything you need to know. F’ing masterpiece.
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It was one of those mornings when everyone else was still asleep. No narration. Damn the open floorplan. I dip in, I dip back, and then I go into what I can assume was the Michael Bay update. It was the craziest game of Witchfire I’ve played, and I believe I have almost 250 hours…
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I’m hesitating to begin a new title, but I’m still very much in love with this game. Looking forward to the final release. Searching for a new read? The Dime Western Returns! “Reading Jim Walker and the Redemption Hymn is equal parts quirky fun and riveting action. Cloud’s confident, entertaining voice draws the reader in…
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How many Twister references can I fit into a half hour video?
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Witchfire and covfefe. Pop in and say hello. If you’re in The Cedars neighborhood this afternoon, come by and I’ll throw rock at you. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon. To most, 1865 was an eye-opening year. The American Civil War was officially over and the soldiers fortunate enough to survive the bloody conflict…
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I have over 200 hours dedicated to this game and it hasn’t even been released yet! I don’t believe I’ve ever played anything as challenging as this. If boredom hasn’t set in after 200 hours… Unfortunately, this video ends in a glitch. Not the game’s fault. Acer’s fault.
The Gonzo Wolf 