Witchfire
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OMG, you guys are not going to believe it. I was coming out of the woods after fighting these guys and the hottest chick in the history of chickenry came walking up on the beach! She is so freakin’ sexy. You are not going to believe how hot she is! You just wait. You’re going
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I spent mucho time twisting knobs this morning. I managed to get a decent recording of Blacktop Voodoo, but it wasn’t good enough to edit. After doom-scrolling through YouTube during lunch, I played a round of Witchfire. I didn’t last long, but it felt like it told a bit of a story. As usual, I
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Sometimes, I like to grab a rifle, ignore the map as much as possible, and just “hunt”. The sounds in this game will tell you a lot if you listen. So good. I have a “Raiders of the Lost Ark” moment toward the end. That’s just my pet snake Reggie…
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A story about parenting. Dark parenting. Cool, but dark parenting. Enjoy “Someone call DC and tell them this is how you write a female hero character!” – Lisa Lee Tone, Bibliophelia Templum Angel Burns is a young firefighter with a shrouded history. During a routine night at work, she stumbles upon a demonic ceremony that
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I mean it, too. All paths lead nowhere if you have no purpose. I have absolutely zero purpose today. Sing crappy songs about the government and do dishes. It’s my life.
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If you’ve been watching me play this game over the last few months, then you know how crazy it can get. With the recent updates, it’s almost like a completely new game at times. There’s no commentary in this video so you don’t need to mute the volume for the kids and my potty mouth.
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It’s another one of those mornings when I’m awake and no one else is. Damn the open floor plan when it comes to sleeping arrangements. This is Witchfire. It’s in ‘early access’ on both Steam and Epic. It will fully release sometime in 2026. I have nearly 250 hours on this game, it’s still challenging,
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Ever have those “I shouldn’t be alive” moments? The more I play this, the more the controls remind me of Metroid Prime back in the good old days of the Nintendo Gamecube. That should tell you everything you need to know. F’ing masterpiece.
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It was one of those mornings when everyone else was still asleep. No narration. Damn the open floorplan. I dip in, I dip back, and then I go into what I can assume was the Michael Bay update. It was the craziest game of Witchfire I’ve played, and I believe I have almost 250 hours
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I’m hesitating to begin a new title, but I’m still very much in love with this game. Looking forward to the final release. Searching for a new read? The Dime Western Returns! “Reading Jim Walker and the Redemption Hymn is equal parts quirky fun and riveting action. Cloud’s confident, entertaining voice draws the reader in
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How many Twister references can I fit into a half hour video?
The Gonzo Wolf 