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Shocked? Why?

All my life, I’ve heard the ridiculous statement, “It’s the quiet one’s you’ve got to watch.”

The comedic genius George Carlin claimed that a noisy person will kill you while you’re watching the quiet one.

He said all of this out loud several times in the last decade.

The president, I mean.

Decade.

Did you not believe him?

Did you not fear this when you placed your ballot?

The die is cast, and you can’t be our friend anymore.

You know who you are.

History will remember you, because history is NOW.

Always believe an idiot, because they lack the morality to not do whatever it is their sickened hear desires.

I know, because I’m an idiot, and we can smell our own.

That’s why I don’t run for office.

I’d be a Sith.

Day one.

I’m an idiot with an usual amount of restraint. I have restraint because I care for my wife, children, grandchildren, and my peaceful brothers and sisters of this planet who’ve seen the light.

Our president has no restraint because he has no one to care for.

Yes, he has a wife, children, and grandchildren, but the wanna-beast feeds for no one else but himself; vomiting bile back into the mouths of his followers like demented birds poisoning their own nest.

Are you still shocked?

Why?

He bragged his warning, and you ain’t seen shit yet.

Also, there’s a few other things not listed here that are floating around out there. Best of luck with the hunt.

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Rev. Dare Cloud

Reverend · adjective. worthy of adoration or reverence. synonyms: sublime · sacred.

is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. He is also the co-host of the American Justice Podcast and Senior Writer/Junior Producer for AtuA Productions LLC. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.

“You’ve got to press it on you
You’ve just been thinking
That’s what you do, baby
Hold it down, Dare!” – Gorillaz


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