Preach
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Good morning, my people, and welcome to a fifty-six degree, stormy morning from my courtyard. If you think you smell a skunk; no you don’t. Precipitation times, unless it’s poop from an airplane toilet, are when our world is at it’s most beautiful. I can sense the greenery (planted) graciously thanking the mother for her…
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Good morning, my people, and welcome to a fifty-six degree, stormy morning from my courtyard. If you think you smell a skunk; no you don’t. Precipitation times, unless it’s poop from an airplane toilet, are when our world is at it’s most beautiful. I can sense the greenery (planted) graciously thanking the mother for her…
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I don’t have Facebook, Instagram, or Threads anymore, so I’m passing the insanity onto you!!! This was hanging in a therapist’s office. Are you sure? Two straws, please. How the west was weird. In stock now. Lots of them. Please get them out of my bedroom! Alamo Drafthouse played this in the pre-roll presentation before…
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There’s an old guy (well, he’s older than me) in my neighborhood who I refer to as The Fixer. I have no idea who he is or where he comes from, but I know his purpose. If you hail from the rural south like I do, this guy’s infamous. Every minority “community” has one and,…
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Now I REALLY want to go back to New York! Get ’em!
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We’re living in a world now where wars are fought with bombs…and retaliatory Lego videos. The rich can kill and insult at will with little chance of repercussions because the tech giants softened the blow. Metaphorical or virtual consequences hurt much less in the grand scheme of things. Between grand and step children, I can’t…
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What a long, strange trip it’s been. It feels like I left the cemetery on a different day rather than this afternoon. Even the wife just made it home. She was off on an art job at one of the big, bad colleges here in Texas. I won’t reveal which; this state doesn’t need any…
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A good night’s sleep and a healthy meal made all the difference. I’ve been up and running since before the sun with a smile on my face and a spring in my step. Just like the song says – that I haven’t played for you yet – “you can’t steal my fire.” Only I can…
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Tomorrow is the deadline, I believe. Hegseth is supposed to turn over the UAP files to Congress. I don’t see it happening, of course. He doesn’t want the public to know that his hair products were reverse-engineered at S4. I know Representative Burchett of Tennessee is scared to death by the classified briefings he’s received…
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The morning roller coaster came to a crash around 10am when the hammering began. I managed to fall back to sleep for a bit by using a BBC news broadcast. There’s just something about a woman’s nasally, monotone, accent-heavy voice that puts me right to sleep. The floor crew upstairs had other plans. Trump and…
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The coffee touched my lips without springing much of a wake-up call. Is this going to be another dreadful Monday? I haven’t even bothered to check the weather. I’m failing as an old man. My schedule this morning says I’ve set aside time to work on the script and a song, but I’m already being…
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I turned down a trip to see the new Super Mario Galaxy movie. If I wanted to be distracted by a bunch of flashy colors and Mad Libs narration, I’d watch Fox News. At least that’s not a hundred dollar outing considering admission, fuel, parking, snacks/food, and Alamo Drafthouse’s automatic 18+% gratuity. A casual weekend…
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I don’t listen to modern country, so I don’t know who this is. After her videos, she can be my new best friend!
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At exactly what point do we send two Jedi to negotiate? Can you imagine it? Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are speaking with The President, he double-crosses them, and they’re forced to meet Donald Trump down on the planet’s surface because heesa being banished. See what I did there? My oldest daughter claims I’ve lost my “whimsey”.…
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So I’m sitting here watching my wife drizzle Nutella on my son’s toast like a Food Network groupie, and wondering how deeply the shaft of my upbringing goes. My mother would’ve thrown a thick square of butter on that bitch and couldn’t have cared leIss if it melted from the time of its slapping to…
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Platform: Steam Planet: Wayomisso XVI Base: Space Church Ship: The Sport Model ID: RevDareCloud If you’re ever in the neighborhood…
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Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose. My wife is currently attempting to peel some less-than-stellar paper towels from last night’s spring rolls, and it’s a bit of a meticulous affair. For some concentration conversation, she stated that she doesn’t care for Alamo Drafthouse’s new tipping scheme. Let’s discuss. Check this out.…
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They can stop by my house for dinner. Aliens are welcome at my table.
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I’ve been wanting to try this game for ten years, but it was rumored to be HORRIBLE when it released. Now? People rave about it. I can’t stay interested in Skyrim long enough to get anywhere. Space? Gimme. I hope you and I both enjoy this game. For $70, it better come with a set…
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Just once, I’d like to go home and do things I want to do instead of blasting idiots on YouTube. Well, it just so happens that these idiots work around our children. Clean it up, DISD. I don’t pursue these vids; I just throw them out into the public and let them do their thing…http://revdarecloud.comMusic…
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I’m dreading every second of this. I loathe the sound of his voice and the sight of his face. Never have I ever despised a public figure so deeply within my fifty-two year lifetime. Still, a writer writes. So, let’s do this shit. I’m watching the NBC broadcast, which tends to lean a bit to…
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I always have something to say about everything but, sometimes, things just need to be said. I’m that guy. I’ll say it. Enjoy my highly edited walk around Lake Cliff Park in Oak Cliff.See more at http://revdarecloud.comMusic by https://pixabay.com/users/domartistudios-40173586 OSVALDO DOMINGUEZ MARTINEZ
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It’s that time of the year again when we make the annual Costco run. We stock up all at once for WWIII (which we’ve all been living in for four years already), and grab any electronics we’ll be needing for upcoming projects. Today, I upgraded to an 8k 360 degree action cam. It’s not top…
The Gonzo Wolf 