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  • Emergence – A Porch Swing Poetry Video

    Poetry I write from my porch swing.

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  • Emergence

    Emergence

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • On that note…

    On that note…

    As some of you know, official US Government UFO. UAP, and Alien disclosure began today. They didn’t show me anything I hadn’t seen over the past few years, but all this information may be very new to some of you. This is week-one of a multi-week disclosure. Now, let’s discuss what there’re not telling you.…

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  • (Hate Reading?) Playground’s Linger – The Gonzo Wolf

    I knew if I waited long enough, someone or something would set me off into writing. The problem is, my typical flow will tiptoe through the subject matter a bit more than usual…

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  • Playground’s Linger

    Well, good morning, all you shiny, happy people. That’s a lot of commas. Allow me to set the mood… This is the greatest debut album in the history of music. I can almost imagine the midnight journeys of Del & Axl navigating the Los Angeles wasteland in search of whiskey. The mid-eighties were a special…

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  • Jimmy Olsen Binge-Eats Pineapple – Porch Swing Poetry

    Porch Swing Poetry at your service.

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  • (Hate Reading?) Perfected By Pepaw’s – The Gonzo Wolf

    I’ve got this spinning on vinyl next to me, and it’s truly reflecting the day. I caught glimpse of someone sizing up the moat, and I ventured to meet them with the Noisy Cricket. Luckily, it was only the HOA guy, who was waiting on an inspector from the City of Dallas. Condo ownership is…

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  • Perfected By Pepaw’s

    Good morning, all you shiny, happy people. Allow me to set the tone… I’ve got this spinning on vinyl next to me, and it’s truly reflecting the day. I caught glimpse of someone sizing up the moat, and I ventured to meet them with the Noisy Cricket. Luckily, it was only the HOA guy, who…

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  • (For Those Who Strongly Dislike Reading) In The Pines, In The Pines – The Gonzo Wolf

    So, I’m camped out on the couch having an existential crisis, when I remember I pay a hundred or so bucks a year for this domain. Writing is my therapy. Writing publicly is my albatross…

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  • In The Pines, In The Pines

    First off, let me set the mood. I’ve got this spinning on vinyl next to me, and it’s really tickling all the right spots. So, I’m camped out on the couch having an existential crisis, when I remember I pay a hundred or so bucks a year for this domain. Writing is my therapy. Writing…

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  • (For Those Who Hate Reading) It’s Never Zero – The Gonzo Wolf

    I was just having this discussion with my wife, and I think it’s important to pass along. As silly as it sounds, it could save a life…

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  • It’s Never Zero

    It’s Never Zero

    I was just having this discussion with my wife, and I think it’s important to pass along. As silly as it sounds, it could save a life. We were doom-scrolling on YouTube and noticed an increase in the amount of videos regarding animal attacks against humans. Yachts are being sunk by whales, sharks are stalking…

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  • (For Those Who Hate Reading) And Now For Something Completely Different – The Gonzo Wolf

    Let’s get a little personal, shall we? Tonight’s thought that refuses to die is: “silly shit I did for other people, and why.” Nine times out of ten, I can almost assure you it was for the attention of a woman. Whether it be for potential extended companionship, or just a roll in the hay…

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  • And Now For Something Completely Different

    Let’s get a little personal, shall we? Tonight’s thought that refuses to die is: “silly shit I did for other people, and why.” Nine times out of ten, I can almost assure you it was for the attention of a woman. Whether it be for potential extended companionship, or just a roll in the hay…

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  • It Ends With Us.

    It Ends With Us.

    I told my doctor today to add an endoscopy to my already-scheduled colonoscopy coming up in two weeks. In return, I was given a sticker stating, “Today’s good mood is brought to you by weed.” I’m special; I get it. My thumbs are about to peck-out some radically off-the-wall shit (potentially). I can’t help it.…

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  • “86,400; Ready Or Not, Here I Come!”

    Well, good evening, all you shiny, happy people. I hope you managed to have a wonderful weekend, and didn’t fall victim to any severe weather shenanigans. Springtime in North Texas is always a special time in which nervous people sleep fully clothed and armed to the teeth. I choose to sleep naked and armed because…

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  • This Week’s Random

    This Week’s Random

    I no longer have any META accounts, so I’m passing the insanity onto you! I am nowhere, yet I am everywhere. I hooked my kid up with this game today. I wonder how long it will take him to find my planet, go to my base, leave on all the lights, and not flush… Tis…

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  • Weed Is Now OFFICIALLY A Schedule III Drug – The Gonzo Wolf

    Watch the video for details. This should open the doors for massive amounts of research and better movie viewing environments. Fruity Pebbles stock just went through the roof!See more at http://revdarecloud.comVideo appears courtesy of Forbes: https://youtu.be/l68I3Wo6oCc?si=6fhkNvLt8s-H48IW

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  • (For Those Who Hate Reading) Signatures & Souls – The Gonzo Wolf

    This one is dedicated to my amazing wife, and to those who felt it necessary to make negative comments on my disabled veterans protest video. Don’t worry; I’ve got enough love to go around for all of you!Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome appears courtesy of Warner Bros.See more at http://revdarecloud.com

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  • Signatures & Souls

    Signatures & Souls

    The one thing I can’t seem to get off my mind lately is how I’m going to find her again. Through much trial and massive errors, I’ve landed on that miracle square much later in life than most. I’m talking about my wife. Even by the beliefs of the more commercialized religions, I’d be lucky…

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  • (For Those Who Despise Reading) This Is Why You Should Always Have Your Towel.

    Good morning, my people, and welcome to a fifty-six degree, stormy morning from my courtyard. If you think you smell a skunk; no you don’t. Precipitation times, unless it’s poop from an airplane toilet, are when our world is at it’s most beautiful. I can sense the greenery (planted) graciously thanking the mother for her…

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  • This Is Why You Should Always Have Your Towel.

    Good morning, my people, and welcome to a fifty-six degree, stormy morning from my courtyard. If you think you smell a skunk; no you don’t. Precipitation times, unless it’s poop from an airplane toilet, are when our world is at it’s most beautiful. I can sense the greenery (planted) graciously thanking the mother for her…

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  • This week’s Random

    This week’s Random

    I don’t have Facebook, Instagram, or Threads anymore, so I’m passing the insanity onto you!!! This was hanging in a therapist’s office. Are you sure? Two straws, please. How the west was weird. In stock now. Lots of them. Please get them out of my bedroom! Alamo Drafthouse played this in the pre-roll presentation before…

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  • The Fixer Abides…

    The Fixer Abides…

    There’s an old guy (well, he’s older than me) in my neighborhood who I refer to as The Fixer. I have no idea who he is or where he comes from, but I know his purpose. If you hail from the rural south like I do, this guy’s infamous. Every minority “community” has one and,…

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  • Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

    Now I REALLY want to go back to New York! Get ’em!

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