Im sitting at a Dallas suburb McDonalds with 3 grandsons. Some pissy Boomer got offended by my “Read Banned Books” shirt, but his phone rang before I could engage in his argument.
Someone called to inform his Trumpy ass that tariffs were hurting his businesses. I know this, because he’s one of those men who answer their phone directly to speaker so everyone can know how important he thinks he is. I didn’t want to interrupt him to tell him that those don’t kick in until 2026, but he seemed rather irate already. He must be Ted Cruz’s travel agent or something crappy like that.
Anyway, he walked outside cursing the world only to realize he’d locked his keys in his truck. I laughed for a good 45 minutes until the locksmith arrived. I can imagine that’s not cheap.
It’s just a shirt, fucko, and don’t test my voodoo.
Also, there’s a few other things not listed here that are floating around out there. Best of luck with the hunt.
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Rev. Dare Cloud
Reverend · adjective. worthy of adoration or reverence. synonyms: sublime · sacred.
is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. He is also the co-host of the American Justice Podcast and Senior Writer/Junior Producer for AtuA Productions LLC. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.
“You’ve got to press it on you You’ve just been thinking That’s what you do, baby Hold it down, Dare!” – Gorillaz
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