The Gonzo Wolf

Dear modern adults (but especially those ‘Try That In A Small Town’ men): Look up. Does it look like rain? Do you live near a river? Also, does it look as though it’s raining up-river? Are you between the rain and sea level? Stop relying on your government and technology to save you and yours. They can’t even save themselves. Once more for the people in the cheap seats: look up. Problem solved. In the end, WE are responsible; not them. Don’t forget to subscribe for more pre-9/11 life-hacks.