Dear modern adults (but especially those ‘Try That In A Small Town’ men): Look up. Does it look like rain? Do you live near a river? Also, does it look as though it’s raining up-river? Are you between the rain and sea level? Stop relying on your government and technology to save you and yours. They can’t even save themselves. Once more for the people in the cheap seats: look up. Problem solved. In the end, WE are responsible; not them. Don’t forget to subscribe for more pre-9/11 life-hacks.
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Rev. Dare Cloud
Reverend · adjective. worthy of adoration or reverence. synonyms: sublime · sacred.
is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. He is also the co-host of the American Justice Podcast and Senior Writer/Junior Producer for AtuA Productions LLC. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.
“You’ve got to press it on you
You’ve just been thinking
That’s what you do, baby
Hold it down, Dare!” – Gorillaz
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