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Artists: A Warning.

Words of warning: If you’re in the middle of a show, and you decide to be cute and answer the phone between songs, and it’s a woman screaming that her boyfriend is kicking her ass, and you respond with profanity and threats out of instinct on a HOT MIC…

Well, you can imagine the rest.

Non-artists don’t understand that our lives are continuous work; creation, practice, performances. They think just because you don’t have a “job” that you’re free for them to unload all their attention-seeking worries upon.

Anyone who repeats the same story more than three times isn’t seeking a solution. They’re seeking attention, especially after ten years of being a punching bag baby maker. I mean, if you sought out and continue to seek out the type of life that’s killing you, I can no longer express sympathy.

I have things to do, and babysitting adults isn’t one of them.

I no longer live the Trumpian, patriarchal, red-neck life, and can’t imagine why anyone would endure it willingly, so pick another number.

Anyway…turn your mic off before zoning back into the real world.

Lesson learned; problem solved.

Also, there’s a few other things not listed here that are floating around out there. Best of luck with the hunt.

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Rev. Dare Cloud

Reverend · adjective. worthy of adoration or reverence. synonyms: sublime · sacred.

is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. He is also the co-host of the American Justice Podcast and Senior Writer/Junior Producer for AtuA Productions LLC. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.

“You’ve got to press it on you
You’ve just been thinking
That’s what you do, baby
Hold it down, Dare!” – Gorillaz


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