Dude.
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I’m not sure how much national coverage this story is getting (Oklahoma; go fig), but I want YOU to see it. Pre-Emptive Poon Disclaimer: I am Texas born and raised, love everything that’s Mexican, and live in a predominantly Mexican neighborhood. Pull the other one; there is zero racism in my intent to share this.…
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It’s like Monty Python invented a railroad crossing.
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If you spend ten years trying to turn a kid into something he’ll never be, instead of getting to know him as a person… You get OJ’d. The right poons will know of what I speak.
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I’ll leave this right here… Really? It wasn’t age-restricted when it was filmed! BAM.
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Snow-dumb. It’s a sensation that overtook me quite a few times as a professional driver. You spend so much time fixated on a field of white rolling along, mile-to-mile, and your brain blurs. I’d forgotten about it until a few minutes ago. Hell hath no career like truck-driving. I left my truck unlocked and wide-open…
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I’ll make this brief; we all have things to do. The city of Dallas has been frozen solid for over seventy-two hours. The power grid is holding – for now – unlike in 2021, but the city is CLOSED. Now, I want to spit some random facts to the flock. Let’s pick a city at…
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It’s 66 degrees on Christmas eve. I’m outside dressed like Trump after he rolled out of bed with Clinton. At least, that’s how the creep looks in my mind. Personally, I wouldn’t have turned down Clinton either. I had a COVID fever dream where I met him and Hillary on a rope bridge on a…
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I’m a pretty brave guy, or just stupid depending on who’s telling the story, but I think I’d opt out of this one. Watch it a couple of times.
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Because Outlast Whistleblower showed that dude’s peen in my livestream. We can’t have nice things.
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It’s not unusual for me to take my Epiphone Hummingbird, grab a piping-hot cup of Earl Grey, spark a bowl of yours truly, and serenade the sunset in good old Oak Cliff. Even in the heat of summer, I endured for tradition’s sake. I’m that type of guy. Today, I was without my guitar –…
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It’s started whether the media says it or not. Troops from Texas went to Illinois WITHOUT BEING REQUESTED. They were even told not to come. Plain and simple, that’s textbook invasion. Texas just invaded Illinois. America is officially in a civil war whether or not they want to say it out loud.
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I’ve never been forced to live as a criminal; I just did it for fun with my friends in high school. None of those shenanigans never involved a bicycle lock, otherwise I’d been caught quickly. Who makes these things? I lost my extra key to my bike lock; one of those numbers with the plastic…
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If you only check your mail on Fridays, it feels like you’re really worth something at least once a week.
The Gonzo Wolf 