Dude.
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1993 – MTV in Austin Texas
This is worth your time. Read more.
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Cowboy Cop Picks a Fight With Teen & It BACKFIRES Fast
County recruiting video? Read more.
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I never do these. Now you know why.
What’s the best advice you’d give to someone younger than you? Condoms are cheaper than child support. Read more.
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Had to stop and write.
It’s one of those afternoons when I’m trying to catch up. I have wrist surgery in the morning, and I’m not sure what life will be like over the next… Read more.
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VIDEO: Women defrauded Amazon of nearly $10 million
They did it! They shoplifted Amazon! Read more.
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I never do these. Now you know why.
What’s the weirdest coincidence you’ve ever experienced? Coincidentally, I’ve left this purposely blank. Weird? Read more.
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Happy Friday!
A message meant for one. Read more.
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Hap Bur Day Merica from The Gonzo Wolfpack
And a partridge in a pear tree. Read more.
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Hey Peeps! Want Me To F**k Up Your Next Mexican Restaurant Date Night?
I’m not sure how much national coverage this story is getting (Oklahoma; go fig), but I want YOU to see it. Pre-Emptive Poon Disclaimer: I am Texas born and raised,… Read more.
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We don’t.
And we don’t plan on starting. Read more.
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*Extremely Rare* Oakwood Farm (MWL) Userwork Level Crossing (North Yorks…
It’s like Monty Python invented a railroad crossing. Read more.
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Wisdom.
If you spend ten years trying to turn a kid into something he’ll never be, instead of getting to know him as a person… You get OJ’d. The right poons… Read more.
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Ash Wednesday
I mean… Read more.
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There are three types of people in the world…
Since we insist on labeling… Read more.
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Now that I “air guitar” correctly,
How silly I must’ve sounded all these years! Read more.
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I believe the children are our future…
I’ll leave this right here… Really? It wasn’t age-restricted when it was filmed! BAM. Read more.
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Snow-Dumb.
Snow-dumb. It’s a sensation that overtook me quite a few times as a professional driver. You spend so much time fixated on a field of white rolling along, mile-to-mile, and… Read more.
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Monday Morning Sermon
I’ll make this brief; we all have things to do. The city of Dallas has been frozen solid for over seventy-two hours. The power grid is holding – for now… Read more.
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Cardinal Puff
Porch Swing Poetry Read more.
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F**k Merry; Be Pippin
It’s 66 degrees on Christmas eve. I’m outside dressed like Trump after he rolled out of bed with Clinton. At least, that’s how the creep looks in my mind. Personally,… Read more.
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To: You
There’s a gift under the tree. I wonder who it’s from? Read more.
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And…No.
I’m a pretty brave guy, or just stupid depending on who’s telling the story, but I think I’d opt out of this one. Watch it a couple of times. Read more.
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Peekaboo
I see you… Read more.
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Evolution Tuesday
Waxing poetic Read more.
