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Sunday Blank

My blood yearns for fall

Sunlight’s reserved for the young, the attractive, and those who can stomach today’s fare without flinching

I race no more, casually strolling to instruct the firefighters on how best to do the job

The flames fail to burn my flesh; resistance built upon decades

Maniacal laughter results

Erase your mind

Look not west for life’s answers, but inward

I’m so goddamned tired

At least for today

Tomorrow is another of fate’s assassination attempts

Each breath is a near miss with fake blood and a Spongebob band-aid

Do as he says

Fight

Just not for him.

– Rev.


Also, don’t forget your book!

Today’s offering? Well, since we’re already in a poetic mood…

Poetry has always come naturally to me. Whether it is an expression of emotion toward someone I care about, or a display of humor pointed in the direction of those I loathe, it is my true outlet. Several of these works were written in a passenger seat while exploring the highways of the United States and somehow managed to survive “The Great Ex-Wife/Ex-Girlfriend Poetry Purge” of 2019. Others were penned during COVID-19 quarantine. Although it may not be the most epic poetry collection you’ve ever read, it all contains bits of blood and soul. You will feel something. Guaranteed.


Ode To A Purple Fan

I’m one of those people who can’t sleep properly unless I have a fan blowing on me with background noise. I don’t know why. That said, I was the proud owner of a purple box fan I’d inherited from family members who’d inherited it from other family members. There’s a possibility this fan has been running daily for twenty years. Both foot pegs had broken off and been lost over the years, so it fell over with the slightest of kitty-nudges. Mostly at 3am.

Last night at 3am, ironically, as with all shenanigans it seems, I awoke to silence. The purple box fan passed away surrounded by family. Well, it was just me, but I’m sure everyone else would’ve been here if they’d known. After all, it had blown all of us at one time or another. Let’s not forget the generations of Darth Vader voices it provided.

Rest in peace, old friend. That white paint smear from an oops in “who even knows” home will live in infamy.

Your replacement arrives via Amazon Prime within the hour.

Replaced like the whore you were…


Brilliance



For my Gen-x brothers and sisters…

Also, there’s a few other things not listed here that are floating around out there. Best of luck with the hunt.

Current Projects

Rev. Dare Cloud

Reverend · adjective. worthy of adoration or reverence. synonyms: sublime · sacred.

is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. He is also the co-host of the American Justice Podcast and Senior Writer/Junior Producer for AtuA Productions LLC. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.

“You’ve got to press it on you
You’ve just been thinking
That’s what you do, baby
Hold it down, Dare!” – Gorillaz

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