The kid stayed with dad last night so me and the wife had some time to ourselves. It’d been ages. We drank herbal tea and played Crash Bandicoot. We’re so cool lol.
I’m sorry if this video makes you spend huge amounts of money.
Target & Titties (the great American pasttime)
Welcome to North Oak Cliff, otherwise referred to as Bishop Arts and home. A couple of years ago, the neighborhood rejoiced because Target chose to begin construction on a nearby store. The closest one was on the other side of downtown Dallas and, as everyone knows, Dallas is exactly one hour from Dallas.
On the way to the Wynnwood Plaza shopping center – where Target is building its Wal-martian counterpart – I saw boobs. No lie. Real boobs, too, because they weren’t attractive. They may have been hairy, but I couldn’t study them for long. I had to avert my eyes!
On the balcony of one of the numerous gentrified eye-sore apartments lining the outskirts of said shopping center, a topless woman stood for all the world to see. She merely smoked and talked upon her phone, failing to offer such typical acts as twerking or slapping me upon the cheek; pun intended. You know, things you normally get when a complete stranger removes their clothing for you in a public setting. May the alien overlords show mercy upon their arrival for this strange lady and her gift of breasts to passersby.
What I mean by all this is, we ARE crazy Oak Cliff, and represented by Target’s “Trumpian” DEI cuts which resulted directly after the 2024 election.
I speak for many of my friends and neighbors when I say that we don’t want Target in our neighborhood, mostly because it wasn’t built for us. It was built for the Sydney Sweeney wannabe trust-fund babies who are buying up the artsy-fartsy, cracker-box condos.
My only hope is that my fellow Cliff-Dwellers shoplift the **** out of the place as soon as it opens.
Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.
Stand proud in what you believe. Don’t force it on others; just be proud.
Also, don’t forget your book!
Today’s offering?
Twin Oaks, Texas is at war! Taking place immediately after the Far From Home events in New York City, Katie Liberman has returned to rescue her birthplace from the clutches of her nemesis. As the paranormal battle of North vs. South rages in the shadows, the tiny town must decide to fight against the odds or become one with the darkness. Blood will be shed and only one will survive as the final battle of the Home Series concludes.
Barely made it!
I’ve begun livestreaming my first playthrough of Cuphead to include the DLC. Enjoy.
The Gonzo Wolf 
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