Toking jokes at nightfall

The city overlooks my shoulder like someone else’s kid on a cheap flight

Silence engulfs the neighborhood as they mourn today’s list and fear tomorrow’s

To them, I’m a characture of the enemy and nothing more.

I am the day-walker they never knew they needed

Gimme a sheet and a yeehaw and I’ll destroy that fucker from within like the goddamned Death Star

But…

Words be nimble, words be weak, you teach them not with only speak.

The American family is dead. Just as I wished it would be on that Christmas Star at age 15 or so when I was pissed off at my parents, or something.

Yep, it’s all my fault

Shout it to the heavens

I could use the book sales

I had such a good show, I donated three dozen to deployed soldiers

Potentially, some poor kid is on a mission in DC, questioning his patriotism, his life-long beliefs, and the futures of his children…all while chuckling to the antics of my werewolves.

Preach truths, toke jokes  and shoplift Amazon. Me and my buddies tested, bent, or damn-near broke every order ever given to us by a superior officer while we served.

It wasn’t because we were Gen X dicks; it was so we could have faith in our superior’s resolve

Also. It was funny

It’s your turn to laugh