Folks, I’m not trying to scare anyone or shake your faith in your religious beliefs; you’ll have to come to grips with all of that yourself. In the meantime, aliens are real, the government says they’re real, and there’s not a single Bible passage you could read to explain it all away. Times are changing. Change with them or die during the transition. I mean that in the nicest, most serious way possible.

Here are the highlights from yesterday’s hearing. These have been happening about once every few months, each with different experts and whistleblowers. Also, this is a BI-PARTISAN committee, so don’t pull any of that Democrat-hoax stuff.

At one point, we shoot a missile at it, and it dodges and splits the Hellfire in half. Then it casually flies off as an FU gesture to mankind and our wimpy weapons.

We honestly need to begin a serious dialogue about this soon before the boo-hole diddling begins.