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Reverend · adjective. worthy of adoration or reverence. synonyms: sublime · sacred.

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I was watching footage of Dallas PD respond to yesterday’s ICE facility shooting.

One of the officers was about 200lbs overweight, white with a shaved head, camouflage shorts, sandals, a bulletproof vest, and a gun on his hip-ish area (BIG dude)…because we have to show the media how professional we are here. I’d be willing to bet he has a confederate tattoo somewhere on that massive canvas.

Either he was fishing when he got the call, or he’s an undercover and just blew it on world news.

He was either smiling or laughing with a group of DPD officers whenever he was on camera. Proper behavior for a shooting, right? The victims weren’t white, after all. Joke it up, Captain Cracker.

In the media, image is key, obviously. Just squeeze into that uniform and do what you gotta, Bubba.

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Rev. Dare Cloud

Reverend · adjective. worthy of adoration or reverence. synonyms: sublime · sacred.

is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. He is also the co-host of the American Justice Podcast and Senior Writer/Junior Producer for AtuA Productions LLC. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.

“You’ve got to press it on you
You’ve just been thinking
That’s what you do, baby
Hold it down, Dare!” – Gorillaz

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