Dallas
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Gibberish is so much easier than storytelling, yet I tell stories with my gibberish.
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I wish I had a porch swing big enough to hold all 29 of my followers. The sun is setting in Dallas. It’s incredibly hot, but bearable. I’m not the biggest fan of The Rolling Stones, but they’re doing the mood right. I’m half tempted to retrieve the acoustic, but I don’t want to move.…
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An hour away by train, and realized I failed to charge my mic. The new project is delayed by a day, but I get this instead. I miss you, New York! Until then… Dallas will do.
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So, I’m sitting in my perch livestreaming some trains & sh*t, and someone outside decided to pop off a round of high caliber nonsense. Not a handgun, or shotgun, or even an AR15; much bigger. The kind of weapon you treat like a member of the family. The kind I see sketchy militant types wrestling…
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80’s cheapies upon my face. Covfefe in cup. Fire in bowl. Birds pissed that I won’t go indoors. They have food anxiety.
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Not nostalgic at all. Maybe for NY and Seattle weekends, but that’s about it. No more driving for me.
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A porch swing, a lantern, and the somehow inaudible buzz of the city beyond. Have you ever inhaled to cough and swallowed a bug? Just asking.
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This was a bit of an impromptu trip to Dinosaur Valley State Park in Glen Rose, Texas. Even though it’s only ninety minutes from downtown Dallas, we’d never gone. It won’t be our last visit.
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As expected, Frisco delivers ass. I wasn’t aware that Satan was a Universal character.
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Sunday morning. I’m snuggled up on the couch with an oversized blanket and the largest coffee cup I could find in the cupboard. I’m also trying my best not to wake the rest of the house with laughter. Years ago, when I was still part of the Six Flags & Texas Railroad (long story; I…
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When the police and government agencies repeatedly fail you… Go to the internet.
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Last week, an apartment complex exploded a stone’s throw from my front door. I’d never heard anything like it outside of an Army base. Apparently, a work crew nicked a gas line. According to the news, they did so two days before the explosion. Read that again. The amount of lawsuits piling up are tremendous…
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This happened a block from my house. The explosion rattled me off my couch! I got over there as quickly as I could. First responders jumped into action. I only saw 3 survivors. I’ve never felt an explosion like that outside of the military. Update: DPD officer states “natural gas explosion”. To my knowledge, the…
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