The Gonzo Wolf

I’ve never been forced to live as a criminal; I just did it for fun with my friends in high school. None of those shenanigans never involved a bicycle lock, otherwise I’d been caught quickly.

Who makes these things?

I lost my extra key to my bike lock; one of those numbers with the plastic coating and who knows what inside. I’m built like a gorilla, and it literally took me an hour to get through it with a hacksaw blade and set of wire cutters.

Kudos to these fine folks. I almost quit twice. I can’t imagine it in the dark with utmost silence being necessary. No bicycle is worth a pop in the butt by a .357, and I’ve got perfect line of sight.