I’ve never been forced to live as a criminal; I just did it for fun with my friends in high school. None of those shenanigans never involved a bicycle lock, otherwise I’d been caught quickly.
Who makes these things?
I lost my extra key to my bike lock; one of those numbers with the plastic coating and who knows what inside. I’m built like a gorilla, and it literally took me an hour to get through it with a hacksaw blade and set of wire cutters.
Kudos to these fine folks. I almost quit twice. I can’t imagine it in the dark with utmost silence being necessary. No bicycle is worth a pop in the butt by a .357, and I’ve got perfect line of sight.
Also, there’s a few other things not listed here that are floating around out there. Best of luck with the hunt.
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Rev. Dare Cloud
Reverend · adjective. worthy of adoration or reverence. synonyms: sublime · sacred.
is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. He is also the co-host of the American Justice Podcast and Senior Writer/Junior Producer for AtuA Productions LLC. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.
“You’ve got to press it on you You’ve just been thinking That’s what you do, baby Hold it down, Dare!” – Gorillaz
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