Reverend · adjective. worthy of adoration or reverence. synonyms: sublime · sacred.
Happy Holidays from the Cloud-Miller’s!
Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.
Wardrobe by Joe
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Oh, Sameth
My Sameth
No green eggs and hameth
Will tickle my tastebuds this day
You maketh the pork
For this clueless dork
Your springrolls hath maketh me gay
I mean, they are rather phallic, and I long to have them in my mouth.
That’s a prerequisite, right?
Also, Tylenol & circumcision.
The end.
Also, there’s a few other things not listed here that are floating around out there. Best of luck with the hunt.
is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. He is also the co-host of the American Justice Podcast and Senior Writer/Junior Producer for AtuA Productions LLC. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.
“You’ve got to press it on you
You’ve just been thinking
That’s what you do, baby
Hold it down, Dare!” – Gorillaz
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