Oh, Sameth
My Sameth
No green eggs and hameth
Will tickle my tastebuds this day
You maketh the pork
For this clueless dork
Your springrolls hath maketh me gay
I mean, they are rather phallic, and I long to have them in my mouth.
That’s a prerequisite, right?
Also, Tylenol & circumcision.
The end.
The Gonzo Wolf 
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